Thursday, September 23, 2010

update!

knee injured

while running across the living area to give a tight one to lil brother!!
cudnt catch him... n got a bruised knee...

phewww!!!!

gonna miss

just four more days for me to attend the classes... leaving on 28th... getting all jitters... its not that i didnt know it that it ll end... but den was somewat fooling my self...
made couple of new frds... cant say frds to keep for ages.. it gotta be two ways know!!!...
gonna miss back to student life thg...
gonna miss sitting at the last bench...
gonna miss my daily juice dose.. at "popular juice centre"
gonna miss splurging on momos...
gonna miss a lot unmentioned...

right from the time i woke up n was putting make up (yes!! i bought a new eye shadow pallete..and even before taking a bath i was trying it on as i cudnt sleep properly as i was waiting for the morning..so that i can use it)..dad was like..
once-samaan rakh lo..nahi to last moment per halla karoge...
twice-beta samaan rakh lo...
and again and again,,,,
arey!!! chahte kya ho.. pata hai jaana hai.. bhaga kyon rahe ho... nahi rakhna mujhe.. nahi jana.. dimaag mat khao mera... get lost all of u...

dad-last part was not required...
me-i know.. but plz let me be ...
dad- achha chuck it..!! tell me wat are these heavy bottles u bought yesterday...
me-dad shampoo and conditioner...
dad-but beta!! why 3 litre
me-wahan kahan milega
dad-tumhare ahmedabad mein ye bhi nhi milta kya..
me-milta hoga pata nahi... wahan se nahi lena.. ye nahi mila to...bhai is the care taker of my hair.. he said he ll gonna take the expenses of my hair for my entire life..


gonna miss waking up at my own leisure
gonna miss fighting wid elder brother and going to lil one for help
gonna miss mom's scolding
gonna miss being daddy's lil gal
gonna miss i-m-so-kindergarten-thg...
gonna miss my shorts,my minis,and my denims,..
gonna miss shopping for no rhyme or reason,,,
gonna miss shouting at the highest decible possible
gonna miss the 11 0'clock deadline of entering house...(ya a deadline wud definitely be missed)

m i behaving like newly wed.. who is bout to leave her house... yeah!! i think i m .. but i m sure.. i wud behave like dis for the rest of my life.. everytime i m gonna leave my home.. evrytime i wud cry wen the lights r switched off in the plane.. i know before leaving home. i ll go in each and every room to take its essence...

sarees and salwar kameez...i m coming!!!!



[elder brother mite read dis blog.. but i hope he doesnt... cant show my emotional side...wat they already know of... i try to fool them.. n they try to fool me in putting up a mask... we-dont-give-a-damn.. how far is it.. not even a two hr flight.. but we know it so well.. how far it is..]

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

the loving tale of dhokla and blackberry...

bought dhokla from the market...
reached home...
opened the packet..
was just about to take a mouthful of it...

before that i thought to make a couple of calls...
searched for fone...
found it being submerged deep into the dhokla's chutney!!!
phewwwww!!!!!!!

mind u!! i continued eating.. ab jo ho gaya hai..that cant be changed.. so y waste dhokla...

mom giving me the worst look ever....along wid all this...

it goes like....

mom-akal nahi hai... bigaad rakha hai baap ne.. dhyan kahan hai... bahut khaane ko mil raha hai... bas udaaye jao... kamaogi tab pata chalega....
fone dhokle ke packet mein rakhne ki cheez hai... aur kitna nuksaan karna hai..
blah blah blah....

elder brother-let it be.. i have no wrds.. i have given up on u... good u maintained ur track record..aur kitne fone kharab karne hain...

track record
fone 1- into the loo
fone 2-into the bucket
fone 3-chewed up by a small kid...
fone 4-given to a frd.. ruined it...
fone 5-bottle left uncapped.. fone lying in the bag.. submerged in the water again...
and now fone 6- into the pool of chutney


younger brother- this time "chhota hai..chhota reh.." didnt wrk,,,
he pushed me so hard..i fell off the bed....but then i convinced him to take it the repair store...

dad-beta!! tum blackberry kharab kar sakti ho.. to kuchh bhi kar sakti ho... got no wrds... moorkhta ka pradarshan karne ke aur bhi kayi tareeke hain...
(yeah!!! i know...)

husband- wat to do... naya le aayenge aur kya.. but u wud hve taken care.. waise kya kya kaha mom dad ne... bahut daanta... (it was not out of concern...it was out of the very beautiful feeling..that some one is scolding her too..i cud hear the grin.. he asked me "aur kya kaha.. aur kya daanta "100 times)

(well how is he concerned.. he got no right to scold me...all my fones r from my dad...)





at the repair shop-
that guy to my lil brother- bhai saab !! kya kiya hai isse... khele ho kya... mitti,cheetiyan,rooyi.....
sorry!! the display has gone.. fone can wrk though... aapko fone recieve hi to karna hai na...wah!!!

(ya sure!! widout the display)

bhai shouting at me..
u embarrassed me!!...


finally i have given that cell to daddy dearest... iss dibbe ko pakdo... n before i leave for gujarat get me a new one...


current fone given to me.. is worth rupees 1500..certainly by elder brother.. tu yahi use kar.. yahi tere laayak hai... ab isse jo karna hai kar... throw it...put it in the water... heat it... roast it.. or fry it...



me- itni kya tension krni... purana jayega.. tabhi to naya ayega!!!
he he he!!!


final blow to them and to me--

evryone sitting in the living area...

i declare--
get me an I Phone

look at the audacity!! this being the height...
the look said it... "usse kitne din mein kharab karogi"

does this say i m carelesss!!!! naahhh!!! i m not!!!

babul tere mehlan vichon..teri laado pardesan hoyi....

neighbour's and ma's conversation

neighbour-aapke ghar koi aaya hua hai kya??
ma- nahi to.. koi nahi...

neighbour-fir wo ladki kiski hai jo aapke yahan rehti hai...??
ma-kaun ladki rehti hai??

neighbour-chhoti si hai... kahin tution jati hai shayad shaam ko...
ma-arey wo to meri beti hai...

neighbour-aap to keh rahe the ki shadi kar di? lekin wo to bahut chhoti lagti hai..
ma-haan yahi hai wo...chaar saal hone wale hain shadi ko... thodi jaldi kar di.. padhne aayi hai..abhi chale jayegi..kuchh dino mein,,

neighbour-oh!! achha!! humein laga koi aaya hua hai...


phewww!!!

babul tere mehlan vichon..teri laado pardesan hoyi....



time to pack my bags... leaving on 28th for jaipur den on 1st to ahmedabad..

Saturday, September 18, 2010

tag-school days


What was your favorite back to school item to buy?

i used to buy loads of pen.. wen i got into std 5... the only thg i was excited bout was that now i m gonna write wid pens...

What was your favorite subject in school?

English. If I’d not gone where everyone else was going(Engineering/M
edical), I’d have done BA in English, journalism..(i m copy pasting dis..)


Did you ride the bus or get a ride from Mom/Carpool?

my school was just a km away, but still i used to go by bus... ask me why? i dont know... later in class 10 i declared..that now i m a grown up... no more bus thg
coming wid frds used to be so much fun... fighting.. shouting.. screaming.. n obviously my devil laughter...

Do you have a sack lunch or cafeteria food


lunch box it was.. in class 9 i asked my mom not gimme anythg... i lll take it from the school canteen.. but den that just didnt wrk... had better thgs to do.. den to go to the canteen... ;-)

What is your favorite memory from your school days?

being the teachers pet.. it was always better..

class prep- me and a frd competed together in a fancy dress competition...me as a rajasthani bride.. n he being the groom.. even till today... i m teased by that... the height being in my wedding also.. wen he came on the stage for the fotograph thg... we both laughed.. n frds were like.. dekh wo ja rahi hai.. rok le...

i always wanted to std in front or at the centre of a choir group.. or in a dance group.. if not like dat.. i used to puff up my face n used to go and std at the corner... ultimately mam used to make me std in the middle..

participated in the republic day parade...can never forget the hard core regime that was thr...

going for mr.and miss. Elan contest.. conducted by times of india..

was the head girl of the school... n the best part being.. the head gals bf was no less then a king... so had too many to choose from..

me taking my handycam.. n doing the sting thg.. on almost evryone... i still got that... the entire video's backgrd music..is my laughter..
school farewellll..being shot beautifully.. wid ahmm hmmm!!! me giving the speech...